A Sudden Chaos
Well, I finally started a new job today. But that's not really what you really want to hear about, is it?
Regular readers to my blog have anxiously awaited new information about the cult of Bud, across the street from my house. (If you have no idea what I am talking about, you will have to go back a few posts to get caught up)
Anyway, last time I left you, I believe there was a shit storm that had been stirred up by my new, hot girlfriend. Here's the breakdown. Check it!
1. Last Sunday, all five members of the cult of Bud had a two hour verbal brawl with several neighbors and their landlord. Bud is on the lawn this entire time and doesn't seem to care for all the ruckus. He expresses his concern.
2. We believe that their landlord has thrown them out of their building, or at least attempted to throw them out, because of some unresolved conflicts. Probably involving the neighbors. And probably involving Bud's ties to the occult. But primarily because the five are just plain freaky.
3. We pray for the landlord to reconsider his threats against the freaky five and Bud. Honestly, because it could get pretty boring around here.
4. Two nights later, me and my new, hot girlfriend are woken up to the sound of sirens. On the street in front of the cult of Bud house are 2 fire trucks, 3 police cars and an ambulance. One of the watchers is sitting on their front porch in a daze. There are 2 EMTs shining a pen light in her face. The rest of the cult are all about. It's madness. But no Bud. Cops are combing the neighborhood. Looking in everyone's backyard with flashlights. General chaos. Backed-up traffic. Spectators. They take the pen lighted watcher away in a stretcher and a neck brace. The other watcher flanks her and the emt as they head to the ambulance. She yells in Korean (It might be Korean or it might be some strange mojo cult language) at some neighbors that have gathered to watch the spectacle. Me and my new, hot girlfriend are just watching this for hours. Safely from the window. Fully woken and wondering what the hell is going on. We are mesmerized.
5. Two more days later, we talk to our landlord - a detective on the Chicago police force. He gives us the scoop. Seems the watcher was shot with a bb gun in the back of the neck. They seem to think that the shots came from a near by window. Maybe the grassy knoll. A lone gunman. Pretty freaky. Evidently the freaky five pissed off the wrong person. Now one of the watchers is in intensive care. More to come.
So that's the update for now. I know that I have a lot more to talk about (pop culture wise), and that will come in future days. I have just been overwhelmed returning to work again for the first time in almost a year. I will be back. I promise. In the meantime, thanks to my new, hot girlfriend and Automatic, I have new Bud footage. You know that big brawl I told you about. Well it's now online. Check it!
http://homepage.mac.com/themidgettes/Cultivated/iMovieTheater43.html
Regular readers to my blog have anxiously awaited new information about the cult of Bud, across the street from my house. (If you have no idea what I am talking about, you will have to go back a few posts to get caught up)
Anyway, last time I left you, I believe there was a shit storm that had been stirred up by my new, hot girlfriend. Here's the breakdown. Check it!
1. Last Sunday, all five members of the cult of Bud had a two hour verbal brawl with several neighbors and their landlord. Bud is on the lawn this entire time and doesn't seem to care for all the ruckus. He expresses his concern.
2. We believe that their landlord has thrown them out of their building, or at least attempted to throw them out, because of some unresolved conflicts. Probably involving the neighbors. And probably involving Bud's ties to the occult. But primarily because the five are just plain freaky.
3. We pray for the landlord to reconsider his threats against the freaky five and Bud. Honestly, because it could get pretty boring around here.
4. Two nights later, me and my new, hot girlfriend are woken up to the sound of sirens. On the street in front of the cult of Bud house are 2 fire trucks, 3 police cars and an ambulance. One of the watchers is sitting on their front porch in a daze. There are 2 EMTs shining a pen light in her face. The rest of the cult are all about. It's madness. But no Bud. Cops are combing the neighborhood. Looking in everyone's backyard with flashlights. General chaos. Backed-up traffic. Spectators. They take the pen lighted watcher away in a stretcher and a neck brace. The other watcher flanks her and the emt as they head to the ambulance. She yells in Korean (It might be Korean or it might be some strange mojo cult language) at some neighbors that have gathered to watch the spectacle. Me and my new, hot girlfriend are just watching this for hours. Safely from the window. Fully woken and wondering what the hell is going on. We are mesmerized.
5. Two more days later, we talk to our landlord - a detective on the Chicago police force. He gives us the scoop. Seems the watcher was shot with a bb gun in the back of the neck. They seem to think that the shots came from a near by window. Maybe the grassy knoll. A lone gunman. Pretty freaky. Evidently the freaky five pissed off the wrong person. Now one of the watchers is in intensive care. More to come.
So that's the update for now. I know that I have a lot more to talk about (pop culture wise), and that will come in future days. I have just been overwhelmed returning to work again for the first time in almost a year. I will be back. I promise. In the meantime, thanks to my new, hot girlfriend and Automatic, I have new Bud footage. You know that big brawl I told you about. Well it's now online. Check it!
http://homepage.mac.com/themidgettes/Cultivated/iMovieTheater43.html
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