GOD PART 3
I don't believe in Starwax. I don't believe the lies they tell us. I don't believe that we have to sell off our children's inheritance so they can line their swollen belly, teaming with the caffinated cancer of trendy commercialism. It's just a cup of coffee, after all.
I don't believe Tsunamis are God's judgement on the earth any more than I believe AIDS and cancer are. If you think that, Satan has caused you to believe a lie.
I don't believe that the religious right has a monopoly on God or on morality. If you belive Bush or Kerry were the right men for the job, that is your perogative. But I don't think you should malign either one of them with your hate. There's a bigger picture.
I don't believe that people should talk on cell phones while they are driving. They weren't made for that. And one of you bastards hit me while I was walking in the snow last Friday.
I don't believe we should spend as much on ourselves as we do. Honestly, it's gross. If we took one SECOND to think about others, for every DAY we think about ourselves, we would be so disgusted with remorse that we might just save a nation.
I don't believe we should have to chew our food if we don't want to. Even to make an impression on the young. We all know the risk just putting that crap in our system. Why should we have to monitor its processing. If we choke, that's our own fault. We'll deal with it.
I don't believe the independent system should be putting out all the best films. Despite my rants, money is not evil. And Hollywood - you've got some. Show us what you can do with it and we will watch. And speaking of Hollywood...
I don't belive Paul G. got robbed for his performance in Sideways. No Oscar nod? In favor of who...Clint Eastwood. Come on.
I don't believe Nicole when she tells me that this is not really heaven.
I don't believe I can fly.
I don't believe I'm going anywhere unless He takes me there.
I don't believe that un-slouching will make you taller, manlier, or more attractive.
I don't believe that Saturday morning at 10:00 A.M. I will be anywhere other than sitting online with TicketBastard, the burgeoning co-joined twin of Starwax, so I can get my tickets to see U2 in May.
But I...I do believe in love.
I don't believe Tsunamis are God's judgement on the earth any more than I believe AIDS and cancer are. If you think that, Satan has caused you to believe a lie.
I don't believe that the religious right has a monopoly on God or on morality. If you belive Bush or Kerry were the right men for the job, that is your perogative. But I don't think you should malign either one of them with your hate. There's a bigger picture.
I don't believe that people should talk on cell phones while they are driving. They weren't made for that. And one of you bastards hit me while I was walking in the snow last Friday.
I don't believe we should spend as much on ourselves as we do. Honestly, it's gross. If we took one SECOND to think about others, for every DAY we think about ourselves, we would be so disgusted with remorse that we might just save a nation.
I don't believe we should have to chew our food if we don't want to. Even to make an impression on the young. We all know the risk just putting that crap in our system. Why should we have to monitor its processing. If we choke, that's our own fault. We'll deal with it.
I don't believe the independent system should be putting out all the best films. Despite my rants, money is not evil. And Hollywood - you've got some. Show us what you can do with it and we will watch. And speaking of Hollywood...
I don't belive Paul G. got robbed for his performance in Sideways. No Oscar nod? In favor of who...Clint Eastwood. Come on.
I don't believe Nicole when she tells me that this is not really heaven.
I don't believe I can fly.
I don't believe I'm going anywhere unless He takes me there.
I don't believe that un-slouching will make you taller, manlier, or more attractive.
I don't believe that Saturday morning at 10:00 A.M. I will be anywhere other than sitting online with TicketBastard, the burgeoning co-joined twin of Starwax, so I can get my tickets to see U2 in May.
But I...I do believe in love.
posted by The Passenger at 1:19 PM
1 Comments:
Mention Starwax again in the next ten posts and you will be barred from the Laundromatt.
The religious right not only has the monopoly, I think they are the monopoly. Religious Right Corp., Inc. That's why we support small businesses, like our unaffiliated local church.
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